I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon
i like my bed more than i like most people
We grease up and beat the shit out of her.
my mom: [charlie brown adult noise]
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we’re the millers ± “Oh, a penis! It’s a big dick! Those are balls… It’s a big, black dick! Big black dick! It’s a… big black cock. Black cock down!”“It’s a skateboard.”